Chartreuse

Overview

Chartreuse is the picture of a peace-loving hippie. If she's not communing with nature, she's hanging out with Smee or getting into parking lot brawls. Turns out, underneath the chill image she projects, she's a walking disaster. Paranoid, tempermental, and easily carried away by her emotions. No amount of mindful journaling or boho upcycled clothes will make her the chill, put-together woman she sees in her selfies.

Despite her seeming shallowness, Chartreuse has values and takes them very seriously. She has very little patience for selfish people and always tries to help others, even if it puts her way over her head. She tries to see the best in people—at least until they push her over the edge—and she's fiercely loyal to the people in her life.

Relationships

Smee

Chartreuse's best friend. Freaks her out a little, but she appreciates his calm demeanor and love for animals.

Updog and Matter Baby

A constant thorn in her side. She pushes back against their selfish and misanthropic natures, to no avail. Updog likes to rile her up and often succeeds, so it's not rare for it to come to blows.

Other facts

• She's one of many, many, many sisters.
• Despite their rocky relationship, she unfortunately finds Updog hot.